Welcome to Stars Hollow
Lorelai: God, these things are heavy. Don't you have a smaller toolbox?
Luke: No, why would I have two toolboxes?
Lorelai: 'Cause then you'd have a big one and a small one.
Luke: Well, if you have a big one you don't need a small one. Don't say dirty, it's too easy.
Howard: You are exactly as Mia described you —you both are. And believe me, she described you a lot. Lorelai: Well, I hope she left out the bad stuff.Mia: There’s no bad stuff.Emily: Lucky you.
— Season 7, Gilmore Girls Only

Howard: You are exactly as Mia described you —you both are. And believe me, she described you a lot.
Lorelai: Well, I hope she left out the bad stuff.
Mia: There’s no bad stuff.
Emily: Lucky you.

— Season 7, Gilmore Girls Only

If we were gazelles, we’d be the first ones eaten at the watering hole.
Rory, Gilmore Girls
Season 1: Lorelai Gilmore

Season 1: Lorelai Gilmore

Luke: Just buy your own basket.
Lorelai: I cannot buy my own basket.
Luke: Why not?
Lorelai: Because that is pathetic.
Luke: And chasing me around my diner begging me to buy your basket?
Lorelai: Also pathetic. But that is a pathetic I can live with, where that pathetic is a truly pathetic pathetic, and only you can save me from the double pathetic!
Ah, yes, but this is America, where we unapologetically bastardize other countries cultures in a gross quest for moral and military supremacy.
Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
Richard: So, how’s Luke?Lorelai: He has a kid.

Richard: So, how’s Luke?
Lorelai: He has a kid.

Gilmore creator’s stunning reveal: ‘I had a different path planned for Rory’

“I wanted different things for Rory,” confesses Amy Sherman-Palladino. “I wanted her to follow a different sort of path… [go] off on her own adventure, which I guess she sort of did. I haven’t [actually] seen the last season, but I heard about it from other people.”

Although Sherman-Palladino declines to detail her intended journey for Rory, suffice it to say it would not have involved her joining Obama on the campaign trail. And while she’s also mum on what she had in store for the rest of the Gilmore gang, she does hint that she “had planned different paths” for them, too. “I don’t want to totally say [what my ideas were], because if there is a movie in the making, I’m going to be basically delving back into where I left off, and then I’m kind of [screwed].”

Yep, you read that correctly. AS-P, who’s currently hard at work on a new dramedy for HBO, is not giving up on the possibility of a Gilmore movie. “Anything can happen,” she insists. “I’m in touch with [Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel]. If there’s a story to tell, then absolutely I think we’re all going to want to tell it. That’s the bottom line.

“If I thought it was definitely not going to happen, I would say, ‘No, it’s definitely not going to happen,’” she adds. “I would do that for you, my friend. But I don’t want to say that. Because I think that the beauty of Gilmore, and the beauty of family relationship shows is, you never really run out of story. You’re going to battle your family until you’re all in the ground. Those things never resolve, doesn’t matter how much therapy you get. Ten years later, there’s still going to be [material] there to mine and to delve into.”