Dean: There’s tons of stuff you should be aware of.
Max: Really?
Dean: Oh yeah. Like, don’t ever use the last of the parmesan cheese. And never get into a heavy discussion late at night ‘cause that’s when they’re at their crankiest. Oh, and uh, go with their bits.
Max: Their bits?
Dean: Yeah, like, if you’re eating pizza with them and Lorelai decides that the pepperoni is angry at the mushrooms because the mushrooms have an attitude and then she holds up a pepperoni and the pepperoni asks for your opinion…don’t just laugh. Answer the pepperoni.

— 2.03, Red Light on the Wedding Night

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• Luke: Where's your burger?
• Lorelai: I ate it.
• Luke: I was gone two seconds.
• Lorelai: Ketchup, please?
• Luke: By the time I get the ketchup, the fries'll be gone.
• Lorelai: You're right, forget the ketchup.
• Luke: Slow down!
• Lorelai: I can't slow down. I only have fifteen minutes before I have to get back to the inn.
• Luke: You're going to make yourself sick.
• Lorelai: Yes, but my sickness will remind me of you, so it'll be romantic.
• Luke: Romantic nausea.
• Kirk: I get that all the time.

5.17, Pulp Friction

Rory: We have to go! What if there’s traffic? Mom!
Lorelai: Oh my God. My clothes. I don’t have any clean clothes.
Rory: It’s 7:15.
Lorelai: All my nice things were dirty.
Rory: It’s 7:16.
Lorelai: Oh my God, I was gonna wear my blue suit with the flippy skirt. I look so great in the flippy skirt!
Rory: It’s 7:17.
Lorelai: Okay, you know what, time lady? Why don’t you go downstairs and warm up the car? That would be really super. Thank you.
Rory: It’s 7:18!
Lorelai: Oh, for the love of God! [glancing at her fuzzy clock] This is the last time I buy anything just because it’s furry.

— 1.02, The Lorelai’s First Day at Chilton

• Rory: Well, how about tonight? You want to do something?
• Lane: I would love to, but Zach is cooking me dinner.
• Rory: Really? Oh, it’s so sweet!
• Lane: It is, isn’t it?
• Rory: It’s so nice that you have Zach.
• Lane: I know, it’s like having a perfect haircut every single day.
• Rory: My God, that is beautiful.

Mrs. Kim: So, how was school? None of the girls get pregnant, drop out?
Lane: Not that we know of.
Rory: Though come to think of it, Joanna Posner was glowing a little.
Mrs. Kim: What?
Lane: Nothing, Mama. She’s just kidding.
Mrs. Kim: Boys don’t like funny girls.
Rory: Noted.

— 1.01, Pilot

Lorelai: Hey, let’s get ice cream. I’m bored.
Rory: Mom, I’m studying.
Lorelai: Yeah, but I’m talking ice cream. Can’t you take a break?
Rory: I can’t take a break right now.
Lorelai: Ok, when?
Rory: Are you four?
Lorelai: No, I’m hungry!
Rory: Have some more pizza.
Lorelai: It’s cold.
Rory: Heat it up.
Lorelai: It’s not the same.
Rory: Lorelai, go to your room!
Lorelai: Wow, smart girls are mean.

— 1.04, The Deer-Hunters